Monday

Guardian Angel

Last night my guardian angel stood beside my bed. He was wearing a cowboy hat and looked amazingly like Brad Paisley. He looked me right in the eyes and said he had three very important messages for me. Suffice it to say that I was wide awake and ready for whatever message was sent to me from above. He said, "Number one, the IRS does not have as much power as you think they do. Number two, you will go back to India. And number three, there WILL be college football in heaven - even though well meaning people have told you otherwise."

Now that's what I'm talking about! A message from above! Answers to my deepest questions! God is good!

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