Top Ten Ways to Waste a Worship Service

Yes, I have witnessed all of these in some church somewhere, really.

10. Count the lights (tiles will do in a pinch).
9. Blow dust bunnies in some lady's hair one pew up.
8. Draw pictures on the bulletin.
7. Sleep.
6. Do homework.
5. Go to the "restroom."
4. Write/Pass notes.
3. Try out your new Kindle/Blackberry/iPhone.
2. Listen to your ipod/mp3 player.
1. Text your friends and/or Facebook.